LOVE LETTER
To –
My Dear Ever – Loving Wife

During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times, an average of once per day, and the following is a list of the reasons you gave for rejecting me :

Wrong week (11) ; It will wake the children (7) ; It is too hot (15) ; It is too cold (3) ; Too tired (19) ; Too late (16) ; Too early (9) ; Pretending to sleep (33) ; Window is open, neighbours might hear (3) ; Backache (16) ; Toothache (2) ; Headache (6) ; Not in the mood (31) ; Baby restless, might cry (18) ; Watched late show (15) ; Mud pack (8) ; Grease on face (4) ; Too drunk (7) ; Forgot to visit chemists (10) ; Visitors sleeping in next room (7) ; Just had hair done (28) ; Is that all you think a bout ? (62).

Dearest, do you think we can improve on our record during the forthcoming year ?

Your ever-loving Husband,
Jack

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Publicat de: Molnar Florin la data de: 17-03-2015, 11:42 am
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